People are funny...

Elements is currently working on the redesign of a website product page for a major manufacturer of cables. I was doing some online research on one of their major competitors - looking at layout, image size and copy placement - and I scrolled down to the customer ratings on one site and happened to see the following review:

"This cable sucessfully connects my Playstation 3 to my television. It has failed to snap and hit me in the eye, nor has it burned my home to the ground. The data must transfer quickly or my hand-eye coordination has become spectacular. I believe they have no intention of strangling anyone in my family."

Best review ever! Certainly covers all salient points in a succinct and direct manner. I believe he has a brilliant future ahead of him as a product tester.